Someone stole our doorbell battery! The cheap bar stewards. What, £3?
On a more expensive tip, we lost an iPhone off the countertop and we were burgled in Copenhagen. They took two laptops, a camera, a Tom Tom… and my suit. From the wardrobe. Admittedly, a very expensive suit but no less extraordinary. Clearly burglars of distinction. The sartorial thief. Perhaps it was David Niven.
Also worth a mention, since I’m having a moan. Drapers Record still haven’t paid us for the two jackets they “lost” two years ago, and Harvey Nichols are having trouble paying us for a jacket that “went missing” this summer. In fact, it seems they’re having trouble paying us at all. Don’t complain boys, you’re months overdue.