arris-tweed
Arris - Aristotle. Aristotle - bottle. Bottle and glass - arse. Cockney rhyming slang.
Simple when you know how; but apparently many of us don't. So, don't: don't be mature, don't grow up, don't behave, don't be sensible, don't be cautious, don't be modest, don't live a little. Live a lot.
Harris Tweed, Thornproof or Hunting tweed? Shucks, I just don't know. 100% woolliness, 100% wool.
